President Biden slipped three times going up the stairs to Air Force One on Friday March 19.  The White House Press Secretary says it was the wind that made him fall.  Apparently the rest of the country missed the monsoon that only the White House staff detected, and the president has not been heard from since. We have been assured that he is 100% Ok and presumably uninjured and unembarrassed by his bounce up the steps to his presidential aircraft.

But while his staff claims his basketball imitation was due to a major gust the bigger wind was coming from the now official cast of presidential apologists who have to reconcile the President’s verbal slips as well as his physical skids.  The president has become the poster boy for forgetting names, places and people, as well has his legendary mangling of the English language. But the windy White House staff assures us that all is well in Biden land and that the country is being well served by the President’s policies that have opened the way for Iran to create a deliverable nuke, encouraged China to laugh at us and created a disaster at the Mexican border, to name a few.  And this is just Sloppy’s first 60 days.  Imagine what he could do with 6 months or even a year? 

The excuses would pour out of the White House at such a pace that we would then have a second Windy City.